| Image Details: atomic symbol graphic with text: "Never trust an atom. They make up everything." True story. Atoms do make up everything. Or do they? What if there was something that was not made out of atoms? Hmmmm I wonder what that would be like. I feel a block buster action filled science fiction movie coming on. Starring that guy from Jurassic Park. You know, because he's always in those science fiction movies. Just pay no attention to the fact that I can't think of his name. And that I'm too lazy to google it. |
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Never Trust An Atom
You're Overreacting
 You're Overreacting Chemistry Science Beaker Posters by The_Shirt_Yurt Check out other Overreaction Posters at zazzle.com | Image Details: beaker vector image with text "You're overreacting." I need this poster. I can think of a few people this would be great for. Is it just me or has the world gotten really over dramatic lately? Everyone chill out. |
A Moment of Science
| Image Details: atomic symbol illustration with text "Let's Have a Moment of Science" Obviously a play on words for "Let's have a moment of silence." But still cleverly amusing. At least for me it is. Then again I am a bit of a science geek. |
Science In Progress
| Image Details: warning sign graphic with text "Warning: Science In Progress" I'd just like to make a comment about the image here. That stick figure must have four arms, because usually these warning sign characters are one dimensional. So if this is one side of the figure and it has two arms on one side, then in total it has four. |
Release the Kraken
Image Details: illustration of a giant octopus with text "Don't make me release the Kraken!"
I'm not sure what that thing is holding. That little pink thing down there. Guess I'll have to buy the poster to find out. Oh I love a good mystery. Looks like some kind of troll. A sea troll!
There are a number of occasions where I have yelled "Release the Kraken!" Mostly when someone farts (or I fart) and whenever my dog Ryochiko gets loose.
I'm Smarter Than You're
Image Details: vintage picture of smiling man pointing up with text "I'm Smarter Than You're"
English lesson: You're is the contraction for "You Are." Thus the sentence "I'm smarter than you're." would be correct. Even if it does sound horrible. (Your shows possession.)
It would have been funnier if this poster said Your instead though. That's okay. You can change it. Just click the image to go to the editor, then click customize, and edit the text.
By the way - this guy looks a little familiar. Is that Ronald Reagan?
Have You Been Working Out
Image Details: stick figures with text "Dude! Have you been working out?"
Looks like that roid rage stick figure grew some feet too. Still no neck though. Then again those big muscle dudes don't really ever have necks do they? I've always wondered what was the point of being so strong that you could lift a car, but being so bulky that you couldn't bend over to pick it up. Oh the irony.
Living On The Edge
Image Details: stick figure running with scissors and text "Rebel Living On The Edge"
Every time some teacher said "Don't run with scissors." it really made me want to run with scissors. I guess that's why they started using safety scissors in schools. I always liked those pattern scissors. You know, the ones with the little zig zag edges that would cut a pretty little edge on your stuff. I got a hold of one of those one day, and let's just say all of my classwork that day was fancy.
Funny Photographer Poster
I Shoot People Funny Photographer Photography Sign Poster by FunnyBusiness
Check out I shoot people Posters online at zazzle
Image Details: vector image of a camera with text "I Shoot People and Sometimes Cut Off Their Heads"
Get it? Get it? Twisted sense of humor there. Before it was easy to cut off peoples heads with those old school cameras, but today with digital cameras that let you view the image you're about to snap - well, if your head goes missing in the pic it was probably done on purpose.
Doberman Warning Sign
Image Details: warning sign graphic with text "DANGER: I own a doberman that carries a gun and refuses to take its medication"
Wow triple threat. Stay away from that place for sure. Then again if you just wait a little while the crazy dog will probably run off somewhere chasing after its shadow. You'll still have to be careful though. Someone who would give their dog a gun isn't all there.
Funny OCD Poster
Image Details: text poster "I Have CDO: It's a lot like OCD but all the letters are in alphabetical order as they should be!
This poster would go great on Burt's side of the bedroom. You know, Burt from Burt and Ernie on Sesame Street. Oh Burt, thank you for teaching us about organization and keeping things neat and tidy. You helped to spread OCD to millions around the world.
Teddy Roosevelt Moose Rider
Image Details: picture of late U.S. president Teddy Roosevelt riding a moose in a lake
FYI: This image is not real. I know, shocking. Heather Cole who curates the Teddy Roosevelt collection at Harvard claims this photo is actually a fake made by the Underwood and Underwood Photography firm in 1912 for the 1912 presidential election. Roosevelt was the "Bull Moose Party" nominee that year. Bull Moose Party? Whatever happened to them?
Funny Fat Free Donuts Poster
Image Details: vector doughnut with text "Donuts: 100% Fat Free In The Center"
It's true for ring donuts anyway. But what about whole ones like Bismarks and those long ones, eh? What's your favorite donut anyway? I prefer Dunkin Donuts. They taste way better than Krispy Kreme. Though Krispy Kreme does have it's advantages. Okay just one really. You can give them to people you don't want to share your Dunkin Donuts with.
Funny Periodic Table Poster
Periodically Periodic Table of Elements Posters by ForTeachersOnly
Check out School Posters online at zazzle
Image Details: period table of elements with text "I use this periodically."
Nothing like a little science humor to bring an element of surprise to your classroom. FYI periodically means to be used frequently. So the periodic table is a table of frequently used elements. I wonder what the whole element table would look like.
Party Animal Sloth Poster
Image Details: drawing of a sloth with text "Party Animal" sloth is holding up hand giving the "rock on" sign.
Art work by artist Lukaluka Vilnius. Who is originally from Lithuania, but now resides in Australia.
The thought of a sloth being a party animal is amusing. They don't move much. Then again that is exactly how a lot of people at parties are. I like how she managed to capture the creepiness of the sloth in her drawing. My sloths always look too friendly. Go google sloths and you'll see what I mean.
You're Calling Me a Procastinator?
Image Details: silhouette of a man leaning back in a chair at a computer desk with his feet up. "You're Calling Me a Procrastinator? I'll prove you wrong someday! Just you wait and see."
You know, the only thing worse than procrastinating is being broke. Hard to get anything done when you're broke. Clearly this guy is, because that chair has got to be worn out to lean back like that.
Suck the Fun Out
Image Details: illustration of a cup with straw "If I give you a straw will you go suck the fun out of someone else's day?"
I sure hope that's on a T shirt. This poster is great for an office or classroom. Wouldn't make sense to put it on your wall at home. Unless you're trying to remind yourself to stop sucking the fun out.
Donuts and Exercise
Image Details: sprinkle donuts illustration with text "After Exercising I Always Eat Donuts - Just Kidding! I don't exercise."
Eating donuts is exercise for me (super high metabolism). I lost 20 lbs on the doughnut diet. P.S.- spell check - I can spell it donut if I want to. Get off my back. Nought is pronounced Nowt. Who the heck says I want a Doe Nowt?
